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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I wanted you to be / that Jew for me

    Artist: Billie Piper
    Real Lyric: Honey to the bee / that's you for me



    The story:

    My husband and I are huge Doctor Who fans, so whenever we heard Billie was a singer we immediately hit Amazon and got her albums. After copying them to my mp3 player to play in the truck, we were driving across town and my hubby asked me to "forward to the jew song." I just looked at him with a puzzled expression, and when he sang that line, I had no choice but to laugh uproariously. And after about twenty minutes, when I could finally breathe and wipe the streaming tears from my face, I explained the ACTUAL lyrics. He'll never live it down.

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