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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I was alone in dark December...

    Trees, touchstones, and Bibles
    Not an ounce of faith thereafter
    And the cross was held aloft...

    Looks like rose, untold

    Artist: Coldplay
    Song: Violet Hill
    Real Lyric: It was a long and dark December...Priests clutched onto BiblesHollowed out to fit their riflesAnd a cross was held aloft...My nerves are poles that unfroze

    The story:

    More recent Coldplay songs seem to be clearer, but I
    just listened to a live version and realized that I
    really hadn't been able to make out all that he was
    saying. I looked up the lyrics... and I didn't even
    understand the meaning of the song in my confusion.

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    Submitted by

    handschuh

    Submitted on

    11/14/2011 6:11 pm

    Age it happened

    not specified

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    Ha... I thought it was trees, cut stones and Bibles!

    Icicle Jul 18, 2013 11:11 pm