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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I was right
    But everyone told me it was

    "Hair like Jeannie Shipton"

    Real Lyric: She had hair like Jeannie Shrimpton



    The story:

    Actually I was the one who was right. Everyone I knew said it was "Jeannie Shipton" not Jeannie Shrimpton. For years, I tried to make myself hear Jeannie Shipton, since that's what everyone insisted the name was. I thought, maybe I was wrong. (After all, I always heard the Beatles song-Ticket to Ride, and thought it was Ticket to Rye. Which years later, I found out that's what they were singing, but American record agents thought no one in America would know where Rye was, so they just changed the name of the song, and didn't bother to rerecord it.)
    The one day, I looked up the lyrics online. Lo and behold, I was right all these years. It was Jeannie Shrimpton. Apparently she was a British supermodel during the 1960's, with of course, great hair.
    I win, folks!

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