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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I watch some porn in the mornin, I'm feelin hard oh oh oh oh

    Artist: Leo Sayer
    Real Lyric: Quarter to four in the morning, I ain't feelin' tired no no no no



    The story:

    The first time I sang this to someone I was in hysterics because I thought that was the lyrics until I was made to put on the song and she sung to it. I was promptly corrected. My version is hilarious though and I sing it to date that way.

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    Your version is way better than the original - a lot manlier too.

    eeemcd Oct 28, 2010 12:26 pm


    Your version is way better than the original - a lot manlier too.

    eeemcd Oct 28, 2010 12:26 pm