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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    If I didn't have you I know I'd be
    Floundering around like a chimpanzee

    Artist: Randy Travis
    Song: If I Didn't Have You
    Real Lyric: If I didn't have you I know I'd be Floundering around like a ship at sea

    The story:

    I inherited my love for country music from my mother, which means I've been listening to it for about 25 years. I hadn't heard this song in forever, but my mom and I recently went to a Randy Travis concert and he played this 'oldie but goodie.' I laughed out loud when I suddenly remembered what I had thought these lyrics were as a child! We both got a good giggle out of it.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    8/13/2007 3:43 pm

    Age it happened

    25

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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