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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    If I were a businessman
    I'd sit behind a desk
    I'd be so successful
    I would scare wolves straight to hell

    Artist: The Stylistics
    Song: I'm Stone In Love With You
    Real Lyric: If I were a businessmanI'd sit behind a deskI'd be so successfulI would scare Wall Street to death

    The story:

    I had heard this song 1000 times, from 8 years old,
    and always liked it, but never paid any attention to
    the lyrics. I was shocked to hear, "...I would scare
    wolves straight to hell," while listening to it
    (just now) on YouTube. I listened to it two more
    times, and had to look up the correct lyrics. I
    guffawed, when I read what they were supposed to be!
    I think my version fits better with what is actually
    heard, than what was originally written!

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    Submitted by

    chrispy777

    Submitted on

    6/26/2012 1:42 am

    Age it happened

    47

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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