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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    If there's a bustle in your head Joe
    Don't be alarmed now
    It's just a sprinkling from the Bake Queen

    Artist: Led Zeppelin
    Real Lyric: If there's a bustle in your hedgerowDon't be alarmed nowIt's just a spring clean for the May Queen



    The story:

    I‘m 42 years old and I bet it’s not too much of an exaggeration to say that I have heard Stairway a million times in my life (so far…). I never was a Zeppelin fanatic; but at the same time, I can never remember a time when I didn’t like this particular song. I never really worried too much about the lyrics, but as a kid this lyric always perplexed me. I came to the conclusion that “Bake Queen” was a drug reference. I thought there had to be an association between “baking powder” and perhaps powder cocaine or angel dust, and that the lyric meant something like, “if you’re tripping, just enjoy it.” Worked for me.
    A couple of years ago I finally, for the first time ever, looked up the lyrics on the Internet. I guess I wasn’t so surprised that I’d gotten them wrong, but I kind of liked mine more…

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