If they won't give me Pop Tarts, then it's "I'll just walk away"

The story:

In the gym locker room when I was in the sixth grade. A bunch of girls were singing and I joined in with my lyric. Naturally I had assumed that Madonna loved Pop Tarts and was threatening to leave if her man didn't provide them.
Needless to say, they all laughed at me...
Personally, I think that it is a better lyric... I mean, who needs credit when you could have Pop Tarts?