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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    if you don't kick your feet
    you can't have any pudding
    how can you have any pudding
    if you don't kick your feet

    Artist: Pink Floyd
    Real Lyric: if you don't eat your meatyou can't have any puddinghow can you have any puddingif you dont eat your meat



    The story:

    it's my friend's mistake..and she still doesn't know she's wrong. she's the kind of person you can't tell this kind of thing to without being yelled at. so we just have to listen to her make a dick out of herself and try and not laugh at her

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