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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    If you like Pina Coladas
    And getting caught in the rain
    If you like listening to roast beef
    I'll do it all again

    Artist: Rupert Holmes
    Song: Escape (The Pina Colada Song)
    Real Lyric: If you like Pina ColadasAnd getting caught in the rainIf you're not into yogaIf you have half a brain

    The story:

    I kinda knew when I was singing it, but I'd rather sing what was wrong than be one of those people that hummed during the parts they didn't know. Sometimes I still forget the proper lyrics and just sing the ones I remember.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    6/28/2007 5:56 pm

    Age it happened

    14

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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