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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    If you wanna do my motherYou gotta get her a Benz

    Artist: Spice Girls
    Song: Wannabe
    Real Lyric: If you wannabe my loverYou gotta get with my friends

    The story:

    Rather not talk about it

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    4/23/1998 12:00 am

    Age it happened

    19

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    the orginal lyrics are creepy. esp that part 'friendship last forever...'

    alikat Jul 30, 2011 1:19 am

    OMG that's funny !!

    drfranko Dec 17, 2010 9:46 am

    Very Funny. It would be tough to buy a Benz every time you wanted to, well do her...

    PantsMan Oct 24, 2010 3:55 am

    OMG THATS HILARIOUS

    Ninja_Penguin89 Feb 09, 2010 1:44 pm

    lol

    redundancia Oct 08, 2009 12:17 pm

    lol

    redundancia Oct 08, 2009 12:16 pm

    thats funny

    JohnnyBoy Sep 25, 2009 11:27 pm

    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

    fannybtw Sep 16, 2009 11:51 am

    LMFAO

    xbringmethehorizonx Jun 02, 2009 9:46 pm