I'll be so careful, I'll hold your vagina
I'll promise not to hurt you, I'll hold your vagina
You won't feel nothing, I'll hold your vagina
'Cos I know it's your first time

The story:

It was a hot summer day and my entire family was cramped into the truck pulling the trailer behind heading home after summer vacation. I was in the backseat with my 2 little sisters and my parents were in the front. I was about 12 or 13 at the time.
Mom had Phil Collins blairing out of the radio as usual. This song came on and I started singing out load. All of a sudden my mom spun around and looked at me with this look and my dad kind of gasped and chuckled at the same time. Neither one said anything at that moment.
When we got home my mom asked me to sing the song again and I obliged. She could not stop laughing. She says you realized you are saying vagina. Well, I responded back yes. She said why? Well, in the song it is her first time so it makes sence he would hold her vagina. Well then came the sex talk and I then realized holding her vagina wouldn't be possible. I was so embarresed and everytime anybody in my family hears that song they remind me to never let a boy hold my vagina.