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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'll be there for you,
    these five words I swear to you,
    and when it bleeds, I'll throw it through the air
    for you.
    I'll be there for you.

    Artist: Bon Jovi
    Song: I'll Be There For You
    Real Lyric: I'll be there for you,these five words I swear to you.When you breathe, I want to be the air for you.I'll be there for you.

    The story:

    I sang this out loud while we were in the car one
    day. My girlfriend, a big Bon Jovi fan, laughed 'til
    she cried.

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    Submitted by

    chuckyoofarley

    Submitted on

    4/14/2013 9:37 am

    Age it happened

    35

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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