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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'll be your crying shoulder
    I'll be love supersized
    and I'll be better when I'm older
    I'll be the greatest man of your life

    Artist: Edwin McCain
    Song: I'll Be (Your Crying Shoulder)
    Real Lyric: I'll be your crying shoulder I'll be your love suicideand I'll be better when I'm older I'll be the greatest fan of your life

    The story:

    Went to look up the lyrics just to see if I was right. I wasn't. (But mine makes more sense.)

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    Submitted by

    DNOMN8R

    Submitted on

    10/19/2008 9:40 am

    Age it happened

    16

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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