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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'll be your crying soul digger,
    And I'll be love's CSI,
    I'll be better than an old digger,
    And I'll be the greatest fan of your wife.

    Artist: Edwin McCain
    Song: I'll Be (Your Crying Shoulder)
    Real Lyric: I'll be your crying shoulder,And I'll be love's suicide,I'll be better when I'm older,And I'll be the greatest fan of your life.

    The story:

    My brother was testing the chords for this song on his guitar and asked me to sing it for him so he could get the tuning right, and in the middle of the song he burst out laughing so hard he couldn't play the song anymore. Now I know why.

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    Submitted by

    damadone

    Submitted on

    9/14/2008 8:57 pm

    Age it happened

    18

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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