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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'll get over you.. I know I will
    I'll pretend my sh*t's not stinking

    Artist: Go West
    Song: King of Wishful Thinking
    Real Lyric: I'll get over you.. I know I willI'll pretend my ship's not sinking

    The story:

    My first day working in a retail store and asked my manager if it was appropriate to play this song in the store. She asked "Of course, why not?". I told her why to which she just laughed in my face and explained the real lyrics to me.

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    Submitted by

    adamjones

    Submitted on

    9/7/2009 8:52 pm

    Age it happened

    19

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    this is beyond funny lol

    charmedone9805 Sep 09, 2013 5:48 am

    This is hilarious! It deserves to be on the top 100 page!

    organiccc Jul 04, 2011 9:39 am