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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'm a quaker
    You're a shaker
    Have a beer

    Artist: Nirvana
    Real Lyric: A mulattoAn albinoA misquitoMy libido



    The story:

    I actually wasn't the one to mishear the lyrics, it was my cousin and she was in her mid twenties. We were driving down the street and she started singing and I just looked over at her and busted out laughing. Apparently she's not the only one though, because I bought her a calendar called Excuse me while I kiss this guy and her misheard lyrics were in there.

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