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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'm an alien
    I'm a legal alien
    I'm a Jamaican in New York
    I'm an alien
    I'm a legal alien
    I'm an junkmaker in New York

    Artist: Sting
    Song: Englishman In New York
    Real Lyric: I'm an alien I'm a legal alien I'm an Englishman in New York I'm an alien I'm a legal alien I'm an Englishman in New York

    The story:

    I actually thought these were the real lyrics. It sounds pretty realistic! Maybe a Jamaican feels like an alian when he is in New York..? I think my version is better! But what the heck is a junkmaker..? A man who actually _makes_ junk (crap)?

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    1/5/2003 8:24 am

    Age it happened

    16

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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