I'm blue; I will pee, I will die.

The story:

When I was 6 years old, this song came on the radio
while I riding in the car with my family. I started
singing "I'm blue I will pee, I will die, I will
pee, I will die, I will pee, I will die" at the top
of my lungs and the entire car erupted in laughter.
My dad explained the real lyrics to me later on,
but that was the last time I ever sang out loud in
the car.