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I'm covering my ears like a kid
When your words mean nothing, I go la la la
I'm turning up the volume when you speak
'Cause if my heart can't stop it,
I'M FINALLY TURDUCKEN, I go
La la, la la la la la na na na na na

Artist: Sam Smith

Song: La La La

Real Lyric: I'm covering my ears like a kidWhen your words mean nothing, I go la la laI'm turning up the volume when you speak'Cause if my heart can't stop it,I find a way to block it, I goLa la, la la la la la na na na na na

The story:

I immediately knew that it couldn't be right but I
still sing it saying turducken. That version is
much better.

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Submitted on

7/12/2014 10:54 pm

Age it happened

26

Better than original?

Yes

Convinced others you were right?

No

Was partying involved?

No

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Oh my gosh. Ahahaha.

LittleLillyPad Mar 20, 2015 7:35 pm