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    I'm gonna tell everyone to like donuts

    Artist: Sheryl Crow
    Song: Soak Up the Sun
    Real Lyric: I'm gonna tell everyone to lighten up

    The story:

    My family was in the car and the song was playing when the phrase "I'm gonna tell everyone to lighten up..." My 10 year old piped up from the backseat and said, "Did she just say I'm gonna tell everyone to like donuts?"
    I must have laughed for 15 minutes. Now everytime the song comes on, I sing my son's lyrics.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    11/7/2004 6:09 am

    Age it happened

    not specified

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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