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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'm just sipping on camel milk!

    Artist: No Doubt
    Song: Hey Baby
    Real Lyric: I'm just sipping on chamomile

    The story:

    Belting it out in the car with my mom who watched MTV back then. When I said it wrong she stopped singing and just stared at me for a while then started bursting out laughing at me as we argued over what the song's lyrics really were until we got home and she showed me the real lyrics. The next day she told all her friends at the office who all said it was "cute".

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    7/8/2004 2:11 pm

    Age it happened

    10

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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