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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'm not in love with the sexiest dude

    Artist: Saving Abel
    Song: Sex Is Good
    Real Lyric: I'm not in love but the sex is good



    The story:

    It was actually my great-grandma (oma) who heard it
    this way.

    It was playing in the car and she said, "I'm not in
    love with the sexiest dude?" My cousin and I
    preceded to burst out laughing before correcting
    her.

    She's German, so maybe it was her sometimes
    questionable grip on the language...

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