The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
I was riding in the car with my best friend when that song came on. We were blasting it, singing our hearts out, when I opened my eyes (so lost in the song, obviously) and noticed that she was both staring and laughing at me.
"What?"
"I'm not talking bout the LINEN?" she asked, breathless from laughter.
"Yeah," I said quite innocently. "That's what he's saying. He's not talking about the linen and her changing her life."
"Go over it in your head," she said, "then, um, get back to me."
When she finally told me the real lyrics, I closed my eyes all over again, for far different reasons.
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Submitted on
8/1/2008 2:20 pm
Age it happened
25
Better than original?
No
Convinced others you were right?
Yes
Was partying involved?
No
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Thing is, nearly as I can see, THOUSANDS of people have heard it as "I'm not talkin' bout the linen," including me. Still funny anyway.
Petronius_Arbiter_II Nov 01, 2010 7:24 pm