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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

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    I'm not the kind of girl who give blow jobs like that!

    Artist: Blondie
    Real Lyric: I'm not the kind of girl who gives up just like that



    The story:

    My family is really weird and we all sing songs together, and we started to sing this song. Even my grandma was singing along. I thought I would just belt out the line "I'm not the kinda girl who gives blow jobs like that!" and everyone got silent. my family gave me this digusting look. Then my sister pulled me aside and told me the real lyric.

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