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    I'm the dandy high woman that you're too scared to mention

    Real Lyric: I'm the dandy highwayman who you're too scared to mention



    The story:

    I was either 11 or 12 when I first heard this song. I thought that the whole song was a bit weird so I accepted that high woman was the lyric. It stayed like that until I found out what a highway man was. I doubt anyone noticed.

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    haha i burst out laughing at that one!

    starlight Aug 25, 2009 8:01 am