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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'm your peanut, I'm your butter, George is sire
    Making every man a mess
    Black as the dark night she was, got what no one else had

    Artist: Shocking Blue
    Song: Venus
    Real Lyric: I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, at your desireMaking every man a manBlack as a stone, now she was, not that no else cared

    The story:

    It wasn't me, it was my mom. I was 5, I sent her to the store to get the 45 (the 45??? Am I old or what?), and she sang the chorus that way for the salesman. He probably told everyone when she left, poor mom!

    The rest of it was my mistakes! Who the hell was George, and why was he a sire? LOL!

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    5/3/2007 12:11 pm

    Age it happened

    5

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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