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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    In the Wonderland Zoo.
    We're the surgeon bears who
    Stay at home every night,
    Never quarrel or fight ...

    Artist: Soundtracks
    Song: Theme - Help!, It's the Hair Bear Bunch
    Real Lyric: In the Wonderland Zoo,We're just urchin bears whoStay at home every night,Never quarrel or fight ...

    The story:

    It was while perousing a discussion thread in the
    alt.tv.cartoons Usenet group about this particular
    Hanna-Barbera aninated cartoon series when the
    lyrics to this particular series came up. And I
    thought all this time that it was "We're the
    surgeon bears who ..." when it was really "We're
    just urchin bears who ..."!

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    4/7/2016 2:35 pm

    Age it happened

    39

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No

    Listen to original:

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