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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Is it too much to demand
    I want a full house and a rock and roll band
    Pants that won't run out of "big"
    And cool quiet and time to think

    Artist: Mary Chapin Carpenter
    Song: Passionate Kisses
    Real Lyric: Is it too much to demandI want a full house and a rock and roll bandPens that won't run out of inkAnd cool quiet and time to think

    The story:

    Not embarrassing as I never sung it out loud, I just never until within the last year knew what she was really singing about in that verse.
    Sure, elastic pants are a great thing, but I sure wouldn't compare them to a passionate kiss, geez.

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    Submitted by

    Alohaekaunei

    Submitted on

    8/22/2007 5:35 am

    Age it happened

    25

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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