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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    It took a life span with no cinnamon

    Artist: Interpol
    Song: Evil
    Real Lyric: Smack my b***h up, smack my b***h up...



    The story:

    My little bro is actually the one who misheard these lyrics. Here are the details:

    On TV a couple of years ago, there was a report that said that people were complaining that a Prodigy song titled "Smack my b***h up" was offensive to women. So, naturally, being the curious type, I borrowed a CD including that track with the intention of playing it at home to find out just how insulting the lyrics could be to me, as a female. I start to play the track. "Smack my b***h up, smack my b***h up.."

    Just then my little brother, James (11 years old), dances into the room, smiling and bopping his head to the music. "You *like* this song??" I ask him. "Yeah, I like it; it's cool!" he replies, continuing to dance along. I find this surprising since he normally doesn't appreciate anything that could be thought of as sexist, let alone something using that kind of language!

    Then he starts singing along with the song, only instead of singing the correct lyrics, he sings: "Snap my picture, snap my picture..."

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