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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    It was dark in New Amsterdam
    stared at this yellow haired girl
    Mr. Jones strikes up a conversation with a black-haired flamingo dancer.
    You know she dances well as for the place.
    To talk, shes suddenly beautiful.

    Artist: Counting Crows
    Song: Mr. Jones
    Real Lyric: I was down at the New Amsterdam staring at this yellow-haired girlMr. Jones strikes up a conversation with this black-haired flamenco dancerShe dances while his father plays guitarShe's suddenly beautiful.

    The story:

    I never thought they made since but that's how I sung it. I was with a bunch of friends and it came on but someone stopped it before the words started. So I sung the song like i thought it was. Pretty embarrassing.

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    Submitted on

    12/26/2006 8:45 pm

    Age it happened

    16

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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