Itchy b***hy Spider climbed up the
water spout

The story:

I was busking on a really busy street singing this song and i got to the chorus and like really loudly I sang "YOU SEX THE FLAME!" and made pelvic thrusts and everyone was looking at me then i saw my crush, and he was laughing and laughing. I didn't know why. Some old lady told me and I ran home crying. Me and my crush have been going out for three years now. We always sing my version