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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Itchy, itchy, crotch crotch crotch (Hey hey hey)
    Itchy, Itchy, crotch crotch...eek! eek!

    Artist: Christina Aguilera
    Song: Lady Marmalade
    Real Lyric: Gitchy gitchy ya ya ta ta (hey hey hey)Gitchy gitchy ya ya here (here)

    The story:

    It was actually my 8-year-old cousin who sang this, in front of a bunch of relatives last Christmas. His mom was shocked and thought he was doing it just to be funny. We tease him about it whenever we see him now, but he's still convinced that his version is right.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    10/29/2007 4:37 pm

    Age it happened

    13

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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