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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    It's a gay paradise, put on your f*king lights.

    Artist: Joni Mitchell
    Song: Big Yellow Taxi
    Real Lyric: They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.

    The story:

    Actually it was a case of mistaken hearing by a friend and myself, I just heard the clean version, namely "put on your parking lights!". In retrospect it sounds like some kind of kinky game! It caused lots of semi-histeria from laughing (from other people, at us).

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    7/12/2006 9:36 am

    Age it happened

    25

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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