It's like ten-thousand goons when all you need is a wife

The story:

One night at a school talent show, a few of my friends and I decided to participate in the show by singing this song. Since we decided to do this on the spur of the moment, none of us had praticed the song and just assumed that we all knew the CORRECT lyrics. We got on stage when it was our turn, and I belted out my solo part, only to be completely embarrassed when the majority of the crowd errupted into hysterical laughter, including my friends. After the show, they told me what the actual lyrics were, and needless to say, we didn't win the contest!