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    It's not fair to deny me of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me.

    Artist: Alanis Morissette
    Song: You Oughta Know
    Real Lyric: It's not fair to deny me of the cross I bear that you gave to me.

    The story:

    My friend and I were talking about some radio show that was on recently and he admitted that he thought for the longest time that it was in fact "cross-eyed bear"... why you would give someone a cross-eyed bear is beyond me

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    Submitted on

    11/7/2003 7:57 pm

    Age it happened

    not specified

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    Right? I had this mental imagine in my mind for years of some guy winning a cross-eyed teddy bear at a carnival and giving it to his girlfriend, then taking it back when they broke up... never did get why Alanis was so very upset over that bear...

    MissKatie Oct 08, 2013 2:19 am