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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I've been tryin' to get down
    To the Heart of the Matter
    But my will gets weak
    And the balldingers splatter

    Artist: Don Henley
    Song: The Heart of the Matter
    Real Lyric: I've been tryin' to get down To the heart of the matterBut my will gets weakAnd my thoughts seem to scatter

    The story:

    Singing it loud and seriously in the car with a friend and he corrected me while he was laughing hysterically.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    10/22/2007 6:47 pm

    Age it happened

    14

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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