I've got two chic's and a pair of dice,
Won't you pack your bags, we'll leave tonight,
I've got two chic's and a pair of dice,
I've got two chic's and a pair of dice.

Roo-oo-ll, roll, roll, roll, roll, rooollll
Roo-oo-ll, roll, roll, roll, roll, ro

The story:

While at a karaoke one night I accepted a challenge to do whatever song my friends picked. And I didn't get to know what it was until it was my turn.
When I finally got to read the title I wasn't familiar with it....because I had been singing that song incorrectly for 20+ years.
As the song progressed I recognized the tune and in my head told myself "this is the threesome song". So when the chorus came I was so sure I knew the words that I stopped reading the lyrics and focused on the crowded bar!!
Now the thing is I am extremely humorous, actually do stand-up comedy, so everyone thought I was goofy as always and they were cheering, clapping and laughing at my version.