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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Jeez, Louise
    Pull me up by my knees
    Jack, get back
    Put on the old 8-track

    Artist: Kenny Loggins
    Song: Footloose
    Real Lyric: Please, LouisePull me offa my kneesJack, get backCome on before we crack



    The story:

    There's not really an embarrassing story. I just looked up the lyrics because I thought, "Okay, the song's about dancing, so the 8-track line makes sense. But wouldn't it hurt to pull someone up by their knees? Is that even possible?"

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