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Latest Misheard Stories

Artist: Statler Brothers

Song: Eve

The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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"Jesus ate up my car, a cup of rice and walked out in the stars, can it be unraveled in the dark? Yeah, yeah, ooh, yeah,yeah"

Artist: Tom Petty

Song: No Second Thoughts

Real Lyric: Dreams fade hope dies hardShe cups her eyes looks out at the starsSays, "I feel we've traveled very far"Yeah yeah oh yeah yeahYeah yeah oh yeah yeahYeah yeah oh yeah yeah

The story:

I adore Tom Petty and I know that he reveres Bob Dylan and other famous mumblers, but Tom has always been a straightforward guy and I wondered about these myserious lyrics for years and no one, no one, no one knew the right words until the Internet. I have actually made an agrument for these lyrics in a pub.

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Submitted on

2/29/2008 12:08 am

Age it happened

42

Better than original?

No

Convinced others you were right?

No

Was partying involved?

No

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I meant to put that I was 42 when I heard the right lyrics. I'd had it wrong since high school. :-)

mambocat Jan 20, 2011 1:25 am