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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Jojo was a wan who thought he was a woman,
    But he knew he couldn't pass.

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: Get Back
    Real Lyric: Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner,But he knew it couldn't last.



    The story:

    I was reading another entry from a guy who misheard the first line the same way I did. It was then I realized my own personal twist on the second line was probably the real reason why he had to sell his farm in Tuscon, Arizona to buy that California grass. You know, to dull the pain of his not being able to pass. As a woman.

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