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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down
    Kick 'em in the nuts, kick 'em in the ground

    Artist: Don Henley
    Real Lyric: Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're downKick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're downKick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're downKick 'em when they're up, kick 'em all around



    The story:

    I called my very family oriented, very easy listening pop radio station to complain about the song they were playing. The two DJs nearly died with laughter. They told me that I not only made their day, but I had made there whole weekend.

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