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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Kitalai, kitalai, kitalai, kitalai, kita la-la-lai, kita la-la lai

    Artist: Status Quo
    Real Lyric: And I like it, I like it, I like it, I like itI li-li-like it, li-li-likeHere we go, rockin' all over the wor



    The story:

    A girl walked up to a cover band playing in a pub and asked if they knew the song "Kitalai". They said, "no, can you hum it?", and she started.
    (Yes, it happened for real!)

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