The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
My teenage daughter was on the bus on the way to school when the bus driver turned on the radio. Recognizing \\\'Blinded by the Light\\\' she and her friends began singing at the top of their lungs. When they got to this line, the bus driver shut the radio off, and she screamed out to the bus, \\\"Knocked up like a douche bag in the middle of the night!\\\"
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7/6/2009 10:36 am
Age it happened
14
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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