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    "La Isla Bonita" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Madonna

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "La Isla Bonita" by Madonna? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "La Isla Bonita" Lyrics

    Young girl with eyes like potatoes
    Last night I dreamt of some playdough
    Last night I dreamt of some Dago
    Last night I slept with some Dago
    Last night I dreamt of sombreros
    It all seems like yesterday not far away
    chocolate goolies,iceland cheese.all of
    Last Night I Dreamt of Sombrero!
    Last night I dreamt of SOME Pedro
    Last night I dreamt of some bagels
    Last night I dreamt of some pedro
    Lucky star for Nita
    Last night I danced with sombrero
    Chop my goolies i will bleed
    Young girl with eyes like potatoes
    Last night I dreamt of Tom Baker
    When I called you I loved sombreros
    Last night I dreamt of san pedro Just l
    Last night I stepped on a bagel Last nig
    Lucky slut Bonita
    Last night I dreamt of some bagels.
    Last night I dreamt of some bagels
    Blast, I've contracted lumbago
    Chop the goolie, island breeze
    Last night I dreamt of some Pedro.
    Last night I dreamt of some bagels.
    Last night I dreamt of lumbago
    Warm wind cherry on the tree, he come to
    And when the song was played
    Beautiful faces are kept in this world.
    luck stripes for nirita
    young girl with eyes like two pesos
    Last night i slept with some dumb ho
    Last night I dreamt of some bagels
    last night i dreamt of some day-glow
    Lock you up and eat ya
    Last night I slept with Alfredo
    young girls with eyes like potatoes
    Lucky star Bonita
    I fell in love with some Dago
    Last night I dreamt of some beggar
    Young girls with eyes like potatos
    Young girls with eyes like potatoes
    Cuz Spanish never lie
    Last night I dreamed of salt bagels
    Last night I dreamt of a bagel
    Last Night I Slept in a Meadow
    Last night I wanked off some degos
    "Young girl with eyes like potatoes"
    Last night I dreamt of some bagels
    I fell in love with some dago
    last night I dreamt of stampedo
    Chocolate coated island beans
    Last night a dreamt of a bagel
    I fell in love with some bagel
    Last night I dreamt on some bagels
    "play it now on me guitar.."
    Last night I dragged to Some Pedo
    Last night i dreamed of some bagels
    Last night I dreamt of James Franco! Jus
    A young girl with eyes like potatoes.
    Last night I dreamed of some bagel
    That is all for me, Itá
    Eyes like potatoes

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