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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Lay Lady Lay" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Bob Dylan

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Lay Lady Lay" by Bob Dylan? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Lay Lady Lay" Lyrics

    Lay, lady, lay Play it for a big funky b
    Lay across my big ass bed
    Lay across my big grass bed.
    "Why wait any longer for the one you lov
    play, lady, play play it for a smoking g
    Lay across my puppy's **s, friend.
    Lay across Humpy Graham's bed
    Lay across my gray ass beard
    Play it to me big brass band
    Lay, lady, lay Lay across my big breast
    Lady, lady........
    "Lay, lady, lay Lay across puppy brass b
    Lay it on a puppy bread again.
    Lay lady lay lay across my big breast be

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