The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
A girl in the locker room tried reasoning with me
that her misheard makes sense because of Miley
riding the wrecking ball. "Maybe she just wanted to
pilot the wrecking ball into, like, this gargantuan
fork, that's like, on fire?" Then another girl said
"Oh my God, I was completely wrong. I thought she
said something about Lenny Kravitz!" Then the other
said, "What, you thought it was 'Lenny Kravitz is a
blazing fork'?" Then she said, "... Yeah..."
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2/10/2014 9:03 pm
Age it happened
16
Better than original?
No
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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