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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Let me have my porno - aye! (repeat several times). Mother. f**ker!

    Artist: Slipknot
    Song: Eyeless
    Real Lyric: Look me in my brand new - eye! (repeat several times). Mother. f**ker!



    The story:

    It was the early days of Napster, and this was probably the first entire album I downloaded and burned onto CD over my trusty 56k dialup. Did end up buying it a few weeks later.

    Played it on the stereo in the living room in the student house where I was living, and we all fell about in hysterics at this misheard lyric, all being from the north of England (where 'aye' usually means 'yes' or 'don't you agree?'), because we couldn't hear it as anything else. Probably had something to do with the weed as well.

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