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    Like a rose of Polish yore

    Artist: Highwaymen
    Real Lyric: Michael row the boat ashore



    The story:

    I was in 8th grade and my mother made me take ballroom dancing. I was very shy about dancing with a boy, so when we had to do the fox trot to this song, I decided to sing the song to ease my nervousness. So I sang Like a rose of Polish yore - right in the guy's ear. I never understood the funny look on his face until years (literally) later when I heard the real lyrics.

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