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Latest Misheard Stories

Artist: Statler Brothers

Song: Eve

The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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Like a rubber neck giraffe you look into my pants
Well baby you're just too blind to see

Artist: Leon Russell

Song: Tight Rope

Real Lyric: Like a rubber neck giraffe, you look into my pastWell baby you're just too blind to see

The story:

It made sense to me, that the guy might be describing an embarassing sexual encounter. My friend told me that he was really saying "look into my path" and that made less sense than my version of it.

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5/16/2008 11:09 am

Age it happened

14

Better than original?

No

Convinced others you were right?

No

Was partying involved?

No

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